Non-Entity.
What's poppin?
You may call me Salt.
I'm kind of a pretentious asshole.
But I'm also too sweet for my own good.
Chances are you won't like me and I won't like you. I get bored really quickly and I do the damndest things to entertain myself. I'm searching for new things to do with my life at the moment. I'll keep you updated on that.
I'm not perfect nor am I claiming to be. I have no respect for authority.
In conclusion, I'm a hot mess. But I fucking love it.
I also think I'm pretty fucking hilarious.
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Monstrous Headache

sanvean:

sexisopera:

Somebody. Knock me out with a frying pan. I don’t want to deal with this right now.

-hits you with frying pan-

 omg it’s a miracle! I feel so much better! =D